Wednesday, October 5, 2011

speech class funnies

E: What is that?
Me: It's a sand dollar.
E: That don't look like a dollar!

Me: Ok, let's go make a copy.
E: But, I don't drink coffee!

Me: We're all done! Okie dokie?
D: Otie gotie!

Me: What did you eat for breakfast?
D: pancakes and asdflkj-illa
Me: pancakes and what?!
D: asdfjkl-illa!
Me: tortillas?!
D: yeah...wait, no.asdfjk-illa!
Me: mantequilla? pancakes and mantequilla?
D: yeah!!
Me: ohhh, so you put butter on your pancakes?
D: no, I put mantequilla on my pancakes.
Me: pretty sure that's the same thing as butter bud.
(eesh! good thing I speak a good amount of spanish!)

D: I'm hungry.
Me: Did you eat snack yet?
D: Yeah, I had balilla yogurt.
Me: You had vanilla yogurt?
D: No, balilla yogurt!

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